Tuesday, August 3, 2021

This Weekend’s A Total Wipeout

May 1, 2009 by  
Filed under Music, Stories

It’s raining and dreary in the Big Apple. If that’s not bad enough, we’re not going to the concert tonight. Yes, you heard me right. That’s all I’ll say. . . Because you have to understand, right now, I am not a punk. I’m a piteous, useless thing. I’m a puddle outside Bernard Madoff’s home; […]

Saint Bald Punk here – Blogging from the NYPL

April 30, 2009 by  
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(New York Public Library, Main Branch, 42nd Street) I got tossed out of the apartment. Not really, but my lady friend(LF) got all upset when I asked the pizza guy to change the channel. I mean, he’s a “grown man” and he watches cartoons. I even asked him nicely. I said, “Yo, f–khead, put on […]

Stuck in the apartment post

April 28, 2009 by  
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My lady friend (LF) is all worried about the “swine virus” and doesn’t want us going outdoors if we don’t have to. Right now the pizza guy is looking at the news and reporting back to my LF about who’s getting sick and where they live. She’s cleaning everything that might have a fingerprint, which […]