Friday, July 30, 2021

Bald Punk Crosses The Hudson!

May 30, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip, Stories

 (I’m the shark! Are you scared? You know she is! – uncredited photo) Before I get all nutty, this is the situation. I’m supposed to be going to the New Jersey beaches with my lady friend(LF). The pizza and Chinese delivery guys(aka num and nuts) are also coming because that’s what they do. They follow Bald […]

Bald Punk Goes To New Jersey!!!

May 28, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip

(Wildwood, NJ – Morey’s Piers – uncredited) I’m going to New Jersey!!! Yes, you heard that right. I’m going on vacation there tomorrow. Probably be there the whole weekend. I’m pretty excited, even though it is New Jersey, after all. But I gotta go. The pizza guy is all limping around and shit. My lady friend thinks we should take […]

My Journey to the Edge of the World!

May 17, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip, Staten Island, Stories

 (Verrazano Bridge, Staten Island on horizon – Photo by Bald Punk) I’m back in Manhattan!!! I journeyed to the edge of the world, to an exotic and strange place full of whacked out people, and have lived to tell about it. If I didn’t have such a high opinion of myself, well, I do now. Especially because […]