Saturday, July 24, 2021

Make Your Own Bumper Stickers

May 31, 2009 by  
Filed under Everything Else

As you all know I’m working hard to promote I wanted to put up billboards across the USA, but that is going to have to wait for now. I don’t think I have enough money, and my boss would fire me if I disappeared for more than a couple of days. So instead I […]

Bald Punk Crosses The Hudson!

May 30, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip, Stories

 (I’m the shark! Are you scared? You know she is! – uncredited photo) Before I get all nutty, this is the situation. I’m supposed to be going to the New Jersey beaches with my lady friend(LF). The pizza and Chinese delivery guys(aka num and nuts) are also coming because that’s what they do. They follow Bald […]

The Bull Wins!!!

May 29, 2009 by  
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 (Photo from The bull got a horn eight inches up into this Spanish matador’s gut and shook the shit out of him. That’ll teach the bastard. The bull should go to Bull Heaven, which is probably a grassy field with no mofos and lots-a lady bulls. — Update on the pizza delivery guy. The […]

Bald Punk Goes To New Jersey!!!

May 28, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip

(Wildwood, NJ – Morey’s Piers – uncredited) I’m going to New Jersey!!! Yes, you heard that right. I’m going on vacation there tomorrow. Probably be there the whole weekend. I’m pretty excited, even though it is New Jersey, after all. But I gotta go. The pizza guy is all limping around and shit. My lady friend thinks we should take […]

I’m Dancing Like A Nut!

May 28, 2009 by  
Filed under Music, Stories, Video

(DEVO – Gates of Steel, LIVE) I’m so excited right now. I’m dancing like a nut. I got the PC speaker cranked all the way up. Gates of Steel by Devo is a great song to dance like a nut to. Don’t you think??? I’ll tell you in a minute why I’m so excited. — Here […]

Answers to Some of Your Emails

May 27, 2009 by  
Filed under Everything Else, Photos

 (J. P Morgan Building, 60 Wall Street –  Photo by Bald Punk)  First, thanks to everyone for stopping by. I’ve been doing this blog for a little over a month and am now getting as many as 200 unique visitors per day. Plus Google just gave me a P1 page ranking, which I’m told is good […]

Coney Island Polar Bears – 1-1-09

May 26, 2009 by  
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I was going through some of my pictures and figured I’d post a few that you might find interesting. Here are some I took on Coney Island this past January. It was 25 degrees! I didn’t go swimming, but one of the mofos I’ve known since high school did. He’s a real live Polar Bear. […]

Dark Child

May 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction

 DARK CHILD By Bald Punk   Felicity was a dark child. Something black circled her bones, beat when her heart beat, and sprayed out like venom from her eyes. For that reason she never looked upon someone other than to steal a glance—less they see it. But everyone saw it. Felicity was eleven years old […]

Super Special Post = Short Story

May 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction, Video

So that’s what the Super Special Post is all about. A short story. I hope you aren’t let down. You’ll have to read it and see. I showed the story to my lady friend a while back. She didn’t say anything, but her eyes were puffy and red. Maybe she hated it so much it […]

Super Special Post

May 23, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction, Yankees

I’m planning on posting something real special this weekend. I hope you’re going to like it. First I have to find the right picture(s) to go with it. I’ll tell you more about it in my next post. But to give you a taste, this is one of the possible pics. (Photoshopped pic of a […]

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