(Photo by Bald Punk – Photo from Wagner College, Staten Island)

Me, my lady friend(LF), Scrappy D, the pizza and Chinese delivery guys, along with Benny “the cigar store Indian,”  are on our way to Sandy Ground, Staten Island. We are searching for the ghost of a slave named Hardy. He’s the only one who knows the truth about the demon called Old Seven . . .

I’m trying to keep my posts shorter. So these are all the things I’m not going to tell you in the next one about our search for the ghost. I’m holding off on that installment for now, because I wasn’t paying close attention to everything that went down. Don’t think I screwed up or anything. I always think about U and try to remember as much as possible. I even write crap down.

But things were revealed in an unexpected manner. Just wait for the post. You’ll see.

So here’s what I won’t tell you in “said” post.

I’m not going to tell you anything about the car ride from our Manhattan apartment over to Sandy Ground. That’s because nothing happened. It was just your average car ride. We chilled and chatted.

I asked Benny, who believes he’s been reincarnated many times, if he had ever seen a bearded Indian. He laughed and said yes.

“How did you shave?” was my next question as I looked directly into Scrappy D’s eyes, and rubbed noses with him. I forgot to tell you that he was with us. I had him zipped up inside my jacket, while I sat in the back seat. My LF was pressed in close to me, scratching the doggie’s head. “Bones, that’s what you used, right?”

(Photo by Bald Punk – Scrappy Doodles)

“Yes, also rocks, and shells,” said Benny, who was in the passenger seat. The pizza delivery guy was driving. (NO COMMENT.)

“How the heck could you shave with a shell and not cut up your face?” I asked, looking out the window with Scrappy D–who had pressed his snout to the glass.

Benny laughed, and turned around in the seat and looked at me–really focusing in on me. He rarely does that. I told you how he’s slight of build, doesn’t have the best teeth though has a warm smile. I never mentioned the force of his personality. That’s because I never noticed it before.

When you’re with him, “it’s all about Benny, all the time.”

Maybe I need to be a tad more vigilant. I’m good at yelling at people to get them to do what I want. I’m also real good at breaking shit. That’s because I do demo work for a living. But I’m not so good at noticing the little things.

I need to change that. Especially now. I’m freewheeling down a dark road . . .

“You would be surprised how many things you can do when you focus only on what you’re doing,” Benny said, talking about shaving with rocks and shells. “It’s not like my Indian brethren were running off to work. We were living each moment to the fullest.”

The weight of his words shut me up for a moment. With my chin planted on Scrappy D’s head, I gazed out the window over the Hudson River to the hilly shoreline of New Jersey.

–Scrappy D got passed around a lot in the back seat. I don’t hog him even though he’s my dog. He kept poking his nose at my LF and lathered her face with his tongue. Once she had him, the Chinese delivery guy was basically in her lap.

And you know what happened next, the pizza delivery guy kept looking back from behind the wheel. I yelled at him to keep his eyes on the road and that he could hold the “scrap-mister” all he wanted when we got to wherever the heck we were going. (It took forever to find Sandy Ground. Not a single person in SI knew where it was. I wound us accusing Benny, who is an old homeless man, of taking us on a joyride. I won’t gloat though I did howl when I finally found the address on my Blackberry. I “Googled” it.)

In Brooklyn we were holed up in traffic on the elevated Gowanus Expressway. There wasn’t much to see because we were stuck by rows of converted warehouses that are pressed right up to the roadway . . . I  remember hearing a traffic report about fifteen years ago along the lines of: “Roadwork begins today on the Gowanus, expect delays for the next ten years.”

When we got to Staten Island, I saw many beautifully colored trees and mused . . . “What if leaves changed directly from green to brown and never turned all the beautiful colors . . . How different would our world be? Would we have the same colors . . .”

–Benny told us more about the demon named Old Seven, who he saw get off the same boat as Henry Hudson.

“I was lucky to catch a glimpse of Old Seven that day,” Benny said, who in one of his past lives posed as a cigar store Indian.

“September 12, 1609,” I injected.

“Yes,” Benny said. “As soon as I laid my eyes on Old Seven, he ran off like a scared child. He hid from me then as he does now. He knows who I am.”

“What do you mean, Benny?” my LF asked softly.

“I am the same thin, meek, and unimposing person I was in 1609.” Benny turned fully around in the *seat and proudly declared, ”I am a full-blood Lenni Lanape. I am a Delaware Indian. I have knowledge gifted to me by the Great Spirit, who is the Master of Life. I don’t have to run to catch up to a man–the same goes for a demon.” He turned back and lowered his voice. “I have Old Seven’s scent in my nostrils. I could find him if it was my desire.” He gazed to the window. “First we must talk to Hardy.”

“You saw Old Seven again, didn’t you,” I said to Benny.

He sighed, but didn’t answer.

“What do you hope to learn about Old Seven from Hardy?” my LF asked in about as sweet a tone as humanly possible.

Benny shook his head like old people do and I couldn’t tell if it was a denial or a natural ailment. A full moment later he spoke cryptically, “No one knows the touch of evil better than Hardy. No one.”

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*It’s clear Benny does not ride around in cars all that much. More than once I had to tell him not to take off his seatbelt, and to stop turning around. So please, no e-mails on car safety.

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Here are all the posts in this series: Episode Nineteen – October 2009

Expedition to Sandy Ground, Staten Island

Historical Sandy Ground

Just A Car Ride To Staten Island

Looking for the ghost of a slave named Hardy (see more pics here: Mount Loretto in Staten Island)

Here are my STORIES and PHOTOS

(I wish the above car was mine. We have an old Camry, but it runs great!)

My car is idling on the street below. The pizza delivery guy is behind the wheel. Benny ”the cigar store Indian” is in the front passenger seat. In the back it will be me on the right hand side(RHS) and the Chinese delivery guy on the left with my lady friend in the middle. I am of course on the RHS because it provides the best views from the Gowanus Expressway and Verrazano Bridge. But that’s for Scrappy D who will be riding with me, zipped up inside the sweat jacket I’m wearing. He loves seeing shit out the window.

(Photo by Bald Punk – Scrappy D scoping shit out)

Plus I feel  better when Scrappy’s close, and I’m going to need it because . . .

We’re going to Staten Island!!!

(Photo by Bald Punk – Verrazzano as seen from Wagner College in Staten Island)

Yes, you heard that right, STATEN ISLAND. The place is completely whacked. If you don’t believe me, then read about what happened the last time we went there–

Ohhh, but first let me clarify. We’re going to Staten Island to look for the ghost of a slave named Hardy. Benny says we can find him at some place I’ve never heard of called Sandy Ground. I’m certain it doesn’t exist. But if we do find him, he’ll just scare the crap out of me. This whole trip makes no sense. “What does?” you ask . . . Beer, football, and putting my feet up.

(Photo  by Bald Punk – Scrappy D, the ‘D’ is for Doodles)

Here are all the post that tell about the last time I went to Staten Island: Seventh Episode – May 2009 (Bald Punk Rides Again)

Bald Punk The Explorer!

My Journey to the Edge of the World!

Staten Island BBQ Mayhem

Bald Punk Rides Again

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Here are all the posts in this series: Episode Nineteen – October 2009

Expedition to Sandy Ground, Staten Island

Historical Sandy Ground

Just A Car Ride To Staten Island

Looking for the ghost of a slave named Hardy (see more pics here: Mount Loretto in Staten Island)

Here are my STORIES and PHOTOS