More Wisdum By Schmoe Biden

“We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt,” said human gaff machine aka VP, Joe Biden. He was attending an AARP town hall meeting when he dropped the pearl of wisdom. After the statement a silver-haired accountant swallowed his teeth, while an octogenarian jumped up and screamed, “I forgot what I was going to say!” To which Joe [...]

General Motors To Sell Flying Chairs Instead Of Cars

(GM, Flying Chair test – photo by Hugo Chavez) BaldPunk.com Press Release: Yesterday the flying chair was tested for the President Obama and his staff. Obama stared long and hard at the chair, while his advisors tried to figure out what he should say. Watching from a respectful 10,000 feet from the President was VP Joe Biden. He immediately went [...]

Don’t even go there!!!

(Photo by Bald Punk) Here’s one lap dog named Bear that was PO when he learned that the White House Press Corps are stealing his moves.

Reporters Stand For Obama, But Not For Bush?

I always thought the job of the press was to be watchdogs for the people. I guess not anymore. Oh well.