Thursday, July 20, 2017

Escape to New Jersey

October 26, 2014 by  
Filed under Fiction, Secrets of NYC, Stories

Wildwood, NJ – Morey’s Piers – uncredited) I’m so pissed at Benny, “the cigar store Indian.” How dare he say to me, “know yourself… trust only yourself.” The bastard knows I don’t trust him, and instead of trying to reach out to me, he had to one-up me with those words—like he’s the better man. Screw […]

Sun Setting Over the Edge of the World

August 3, 2009 by  
Filed under Photos, Staten Island

(Photo by Bald Punk – Pic from Conference House, Staten Island, NY) I went to the edge of the Edge of the World again. << Click here to see the pictures I took when I was there.  >> The below posts cover the last time I made such a journey.       Seventh Episode: May 2009 (Bald Punk Rides […]

Bald Punk Goes To New Jersey!!!

May 28, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip

(Wildwood, NJ – Morey’s Piers – uncredited) I’m going to New Jersey!!! Yes, you heard that right. I’m going on vacation there tomorrow. Probably be there the whole weekend. I’m pretty excited, even though it is New Jersey, after all. But I gotta go. The pizza guy is all limping around and shit. My lady friend thinks we should take […]

My Journey to the Edge of the World!

May 17, 2009 by  
Filed under Road Trip, Staten Island, Stories

 (Verrazano Bridge, Staten Island on horizon – Photo by Bald Punk) I’m back in Manhattan!!! I journeyed to the edge of the world, to an exotic and strange place full of whacked out people, and have lived to tell about it. If I didn’t have such a high opinion of myself, well, I do now. Especially because […]

Me and My Lady Friend will have a Huge Problem if there’s an Apocalypse

April 25, 2009 by  
Filed under Stories

(Crisis Garden photo – That’s not me in the pic and I dunno what all that green shit is) I came across this website where the mofo’s sell what’s called a crisis garden. Look at it. See that shit. When like bombs and stuff starts falling you run off to New Jersey and start planting […]