TOTUS FALLS!

  BaldPunk.com Press Release: The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why. One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!” And it was then that TOTUS’s wires […]