BALD PUNK’S SECRETS OF NYC

There’s this show on NYC TV titled Secrets of New York. They tell you all these little known tidbits. Stuff like we have tunnels under the city that are dark, abandoned, and spooky. It’s scary shit if you think about it. It’s the one show that me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery […]

Starry-Eyed Bald Punk

So as you know num and nuts(the pizza and Chinese delivery guys) came to MOMA (Museum of Modern Art) with my lady friend and I. And I just had a bad feeling. I mean, you had to see the time we all went to FAO Schwartz–it’s a ritzy toy store by Central Park. They were […]

I am MOMA!

Hey, guess where we went Sunday??? The whole happy fam: me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. The four of us went to . . . Give up? We went to MOMA. Museum of Modern Art. Now I’m an art connoisseur! Ha! Ha! Actually, some of the shit I saw was so […]