So here I am up early as a mofo, browsing the Internet. My lady is asleep and so are the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. Yeah, they are in the same bed, but it’s not what you think. We got this huge mofo mattress from Brooklyn and you could fit like ten people on it. It was probably the only good thing the delivery guys ever did for me because they helped haul it back. But I digress…

You see, I found this article on Drudge titled: Italy’s Mafia thrives in global financial meltdown. It tells how the Mafia “are gobbling up gas stations, muscling in on supermarket franchises, making loans to cash-starved businesses, taking over trattorias and acquiring buildings…” and making a huge profit!

Now doesn’t what the Mafioso is doing in Italy sound eerily familiar to what Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed are up to over here. Except, of course, for the profiteering.

Hopefully, the markets will see what’s happened in Italy as a sort of “stress test” for what the Dems are doing and react positively. Btw: that’s a joke, I think???