More Wisdum By Schmoe Biden

“We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt,” said human gaff machine aka VP, Joe Biden. He was attending an AARP town hall meeting when he dropped the pearl of wisdom. After the statement a silver-haired accountant swallowed his teeth, while an octogenarian jumped up and screamed, “I forgot what I was going to say!” To which Joe [...]

TOTUS FALLS!

  BaldPunk.com Press Release: The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why. One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!” And it was then that TOTUS’s wires [...]