In the above video I hear Obama saying one thing about ObamaCare, but now this White House babe in the video below is telling me different.

Who do I believe??? Her or my own ears?

The below video just scares the heck out of me. It’s the White House babe again. Her name is Linda Douglass.

After watching the above video I get images of a bare-chested Vladimir Putin, trotting on his horse through Central Park. That’s how bad it scares me. 

 I bet you can’t say “KGB” ten times real fast. Putin can.

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This post is a little outside what I’ve been doing lately, but I couldn’t resist. It seems like this government is trying to manufacture confusion and spread disinformation. I hope that’s not true, but after eight years of George Bush I have absolutely no faith in gov’t and always suspect the worst.

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The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why.

One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!”

And it was then that TOTUS’s wires to these great men got crossed, leading it to descend most unspectacularly to the ground.

Though that report has already been countered by an unnamed source from MSNBC who said, “My name is not Keith Olbermann, and I know for certain the fall was prompted by Mahatma Gandhi having a little gas. I could smell curry. I could, I could.” 

Bill O’Reilly is dispatching a woman from his stable of blondes wearing one of the tight, investigative reporter outfits. Her job is to get to down to the bottom of it. Bill has vowed to “rip the throat out of anyone” who ogles her on the way down.

Upon hearing the threat, the man who had said he was not Keith Obermann, said, “I’ve never ogled anyone at FOX NEWS except for Bill O–and only because I like his waddle.”

On the south lawn of the White House, Al Gore pushed aside the gopher in front of him and peered out of his hole, crying, “It was Global Warming, I mean Global Cooling, that did it. Or, you know, Climate something or other.”

From an even darker place in a sub, sub, sub basement somewhere, Joe Biden smirked and said, “Now that guy’s an a-hole.”

Upon being told of all the hubbub, Barack laughed in a guttural, though-still Presidential manner. ”I wouldn’t even notice if one of those skinny-assed blonde’s from FOX NEWS stepped in between me and my Teleprompter.”

“You better not,” said his wife Michelle.

After getting the new intel, Bill O’Reilly climbed out of his coffin, braving the light of day and jumped all over the blonde, saying, “Send the cleaning lady ‘with the nice butt’ instead.”

No matter how it’s resolved, no matter what “it” is, Timmy Geithner is preparing a bailout plan.

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On Sunday, we washed the hell out of the thing. Then we drove to Gray’s Papaya and ate outside in the car. It has air conditioning, so we were fine.

We’re probably gonna go all over the US with it. I figure we ’ll go out to California and Florida and some of the states in between.

I know some of you like descriptions, but it’s just your average car.

It’s not a pimp mobile. 

(Pimped Out Lincoln Continental)

Nor is it a typical George W. Bush era vehicle as seen below.

(The two-parking-space taker and all around gas guzzler, International SUV)

WTF were people thinking driving all those gas guzzlers??? Shame on you! And shame on Bush for not preaching ever even mentioning conservation.

Our car is also not a Barack Obama car-of-the-future that the government will “reward” some lucky person(s) for inventing(they want it to get like 70mph and be *tax ready.) I think the reward will be a pat on the back, but it might be less.  

(Fred Flintstone Mobile is the Car of the Future )

If you must know it’s just your average, white bread car. It’s a Toyota Camry, same as in the picture but ours is probably cleaner.

*Tax ready – not overly expensive so the GOVERNMENT can tax the shit out of it–and YOU.

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Remember when Bush had the majority in the House and Senate, and he let them spend like a-once-flush Michael Jackson did on Neverland. Now BO and the Dems are in charge and they are spending it before the ink’s dry. It’s pathetic. And I’m not even talking about the crap they’re spending it on or the coming mythic-size tales of corruption, unaccountability, and blunder. For years to come it will make some of us sick.

But what’s also monumentally troubling is the way the Dems are infiltrating corporate America. They’ve already started to dictate production and policy, hiring and firing, all while inciting class warfare within its ranks, and all across the nation for that matter.

It’s no wonder that the Senate failed at running its own lunchroom–and that after many a bailout, they had to privatize it.

How much longer before the gov’t will be doling out toilet tissue in corporate bathrooms? No, really! Though one must wonder: will it be in the name of Going Green or greenbacks long gone? Probably too much of both.

And remember the way BO and the Dems were complicit in the persecution of those lousy AIG folks. Never forget that shit.

Stock up on Charmin, cause your ass is next.