I have a serious case of OBAMAFUSION

In the above video I hear Obama saying one thing about ObamaCare, but now this White House babe in the video below is telling me different. Who do I believe??? Her or my own ears?     The below video just scares the heck out of me. It’s the White House babe again. Her name is Linda Douglass.   [...]

TOTUS FALLS!

  BaldPunk.com Press Release: The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why. One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!” And it was then that TOTUS’s wires [...]

We Have A Car!!!

We have a car! Roland, the pizza delivery guy’s brother gave it to us. On Sunday we washed the hell out of the thing. Then we drove to Gray’s Papaya and ate outside. It has air conditioning so we were fine. We’re probably gonna go all over the US with it. I figure we ’ll go [...]

Thug government will soon dictate how America wipes its ass!

Remember when Bush had the majority in the House and Senate, and he let them spend like a-once-flush Michael Jackson did on Neverland. Now BO and the Dems are in charge and they are spending it before the ink’s dry. It’s pathetic. And I’m not even talking about the crap they’re spending it on or [...]