Empty Spaces

(Scrappy Doodles – Photos by Joe) My gloved hand along with a red leash was outstretched to Scrappy D, who had led the way into the northeast corner of Central Park. Splayed out in front of us was the Harlem Meer. Ice had started to form on the lake’s still waters. The sun beamed just above the buildings on Fifth Avenue, and yellow rays spread through gray clouds. [...]

Scrappy D and Shoelaces

(Scrappy Doodles – Photos by Bald Punk) Scrappy D is awesome. He’s loads of fun. But I just wish he didn’t have a thing for shoelaces. Here are my STORIES and PHOTOS

Search for Scrappy D!

(Photos by Bald Punk – Scrappy D) Seated on the couch, I craned my neck at the sounds of my friends outside the apartment door. They had returned from walking my dog, Scrappy D. I anticipated the little guy darting into the room and springing into my arms. He is one of the smartest dogs, probably of all time. Whenever [...]

We’re on a Road Trip to Home Depot (Secrets Interlude)

(Photo by Bald Punk – Columbus Circle from Central Park South – click to expand) First– I promise over the weekend to take you one step deeper into the darkest secrets New York has to offer. I’ve been thinking about where to go next, and it came to me moments ago– Me and you got to go back [...]

My Nutty Pug Scrappy Doodles Running In Circles

Here’s another video of Scrappy D. He’s crazy. I told you he was. He’s awesome. We all love him. You can read about him if you click on the ”Scrappy Doodles” category at the right.  See Easy Site Navigation if you are new to BaldPunk.com

DATE WITH THE DEVIL

(Satan by Gustave Dore) I monumentally screwed up with the exorcism, and everyone hates me. If you want, you can hate me too. I have no idea how, but I’m going to change my life for good. Unfortunately, you come here so I can tell you how I’m kicking-itbig time in NYC, but I can’t [...]

Ghost Crushers are on the March!

(Naruto) I just wanted to check in before I go and perform my first exorcism. Just in case I don’t make it back I want to say thank you to everyone for reading my blog and sending me your pretty nice emails, and even your spam. I would buy all your crap if I could. [...]

Bald Punk THE EXORCIST

Ok, I screwed up yesterday. The guy in Marine Park doesn’t want me to exercise his ghost. He wants me to perform an exorcism and get the thing outta his house. My lady friend(LF) is looking at me like it’s my mistake. But the guy had an incredibly thick accent. Plus when I heard $500 smack-a-roonies, [...]

Twitter Money Millions

I’m in the Money!!! I’m in the Money!!! I just joined Twitter last week and watching all those people tweeting about how to make money is wearing off. Because, drum roll please . . .  I’m making 500 hundred bucks tomorrow night for doing absolutely nothing. And that’s the fact, Jack! I’m sitting here at [...]

Our Apartment is Ghost Friendly

  (Casper – The Friendly Ghost) Okay, I can’t take back what I posted the other night. I won’t, and you know I’m pretty honest with you. Eh, mofo– So here’s the deal. We still got the ghost roaming our apartment—to be fair, I think he goes all over the building. You should hear this [...]

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