Search for Scrappy D!

(Photos by Bald Punk – Scrappy D)
The door opened to our apartment. Seated on the couch, I craned my neck to see the pizza and Chinese delivery guys(aka num and nuts) in the doorway, shrieking and rambling louder than usual–looking like two parakeets whose cage was being rattled.
I searched by their feet for Scrappy D, who they had just taken on [...]

We’re on a Road Trip to Home Depot (Secrets Interlude)

(Photo by Bald Punk – Columbus Circle from Central Park South – click to expand)
First–
I promise over the weekend to take you one step deeper into the darkest secrets New York has to offer. I’ve been thinking about where to go next, and it came to me moments ag0–
Me and you got to go back in time! Ok [...]

My Nutty Pug Scrappy Doodles Running In Circles

Here’s another video of Scrappy D. He’s crazy. I told you he was. He’s awesome. We all love him.
You can read about him if you click on the ”Scrappy Doodles” category at the right. 
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DATE WITH THE DEVIL

(Satan by Gustave Dore)
I monumentally screwed up with the exorcism and everyone hates me. If you want, you can hate me too.
I have no idea how, but I’m going to change my life for good.
Unfortunately, you come here so I can tell you how I’m kicking-it big time in NYC, but I can’t tell you [...]

Ghost Crushers are on the March!

(Naruto)
I just wanted to check in before I go and perform my first exorcism.
Just in case I don’t make it back I want to say thank you to everyone for reading my blog and sending me your pretty nice emails, and even your spam. I would buy all your crap if I could.
We have holy [...]

Bald Punk THE EXORCIST

Ok, I screwed up yesterday. The guy in Marine Park doesn’t want me to exercise his ghost, he wants me to perform an exorcism and get the thing outta his house.
My lady friend(LF) is looking at me like it’s my mistake. But the guy had an incredibly thick accent. Plus when  I heard $500 smack-a-roonies, [...]

Twitter Money Millions

I’m in the Money!!! I’m in the Money!!! I just joined Twitter last week and watching all those people tweeting about how to make money is wearing off. Because, drum roll please . . .
 I’m making 500 hundred bucks tomorrow night for doing absolutely nothing. And that’s the fact, Jack!
I’m sitting here at the computer [...]

Our Apartment is Ghost Friendly

 
(Casper – The Friendly Ghost)
Okay, I can’t take back what I posted the other night. I won’t, and you know I’m pretty honest with you. Eh, mofo–
So here’s the deal. We still got the ghost roaming our apartment—to be fair, I think he goes all over the building.
You should hear this place when no one’s [...]

I saw the GHOST Again!!!

 (Picture of a real ghost that I found on the Internet)
I saw the ghost again in our apartment last night. That’s it. That’s the end of this post. I have nothing else to say.
It passed right by me. Okay . . .
I think it’s a guy. He was dressed in see-through black. It was the [...]

We Are Ghost Watching!

(Here’s a cool video of a ghost. It looks real to me!)
I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner . . .
I was in the bathroom blogging yesterday afternoon and had to cut the post short, because my lady friend came home from work.
You hadda see the look on her face when I came [...]

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