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We’re Going On A Humongous Road Trip!!!

July 17, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction

(Illustration from AndroidBlues.com) The next day that we all have off is Sunday. So we’re gonna wake up real early and go on a road trip. I’ll probably be up all night kicking it big time. That’s what I do Saturday nights. It’s gonna be an awesome weekend. Of course, since we live in NYC, […]

NO MORE FAIRY TALES

July 16, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction

Click on this link to read a short story I wrote titled NO MORE FAIRY TALES. Please keep in mind that the story is rated NC-17. Props to Matt Mizerek who did an amazing job with the artwork. —- Other fiction I posted here: DARK CHILD (Short Story) THE SOUNDS WE MAKE (Short Story) THE VIRGIN KING (Three Chapters of […]

My Nutty Bugg Scrappy Doodles Running In Circles

July 15, 2009 by  
Filed under Scrappy Doodles, Video

Here’s another video of Scrappy D. He’s crazy. I told you he was. He’s awesome. We all love him. You can read about him if you click on the “Scrappy Doodles” category at the right.  See Easy Site Navigation if you are new to BaldPunk.com

Oh Bondage Up Yours!

July 15, 2009 by  
Filed under Video

  I like posting something everyday. Somedays I’m not sure what to say or what to put up. Nothing is really happening with me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. It’s hump day in the middle of July. I wish I was going to the beach tomorrow instead of work. Well, […]

TOTUS FALLS!

July 14, 2009 by  
Filed under Video

  BaldPunk.com Press Release: The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why. One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!” And it was then that TOTUS’s wires […]

BALD PUNK’S SECRETS OF NYC

July 12, 2009 by  
Filed under Secrets of NYC, Stories

There’s this show on NYC TV titled Secrets of New York. They tell you all these little known tidbits. Stuff like we have tunnels under the city that are dark, abandoned, and spooky. It’s scary shit if you think about it. It’s the one show that me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery […]

Running with the Bulls

July 10, 2009 by  
Filed under Photos, Video

      In Pamplona, Spain – a man was killed today running with the bulls when one of the animal’s horns pierced his lung. The annual bull run is an obsession in Spain, while the rest of us tune in out of morbid curiosity. It seems people that participate either want to prove that they’re brave or are just plain […]

Hemingway on the Brain

July 9, 2009 by  
Filed under Fiction

(Portrait painted by Peter Engels) Everybody at one time or another hears a song and it repeats in their head throughout the day. I experienced the same phenomenon, yet it was a piece of writing that took to me. Yesterday morning in the bathroom I read Hemingway’s short story, THE END OF SOMETHING. Its words and meaning […]

YOU PEOPLE ARE WHACKED!

July 8, 2009 by  
Filed under Everything Else

Answers to some of your emails: Someone from Staten Island wants me to come to his house and get rid of his ghost for him– Um, no.  I’m finished with ghosts. They scare the shit out of me. End of story. The bastard wrote me this long letter, too. It made me a little panicky. I’m not […]

We Have A Car!!!

July 6, 2009 by  
Filed under Stories

We have a car! Roland, the pizza delivery guy’s brother gave it to us. On Sunday, we washed the hell out of the thing. Then we drove to Gray’s Papaya and ate outside in the car. It has air conditioning, so we were fine. We’re probably gonna go all over the US with it. I […]

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