ALIEN SECRETS
July 19, 2009 by Bald Punk
Filed under Secrets of NYC, Stories
(Spooky picture to get you in the mood for this post – uncredited) Note: I was interrupted while writing this and had to repost it here: One of NYC’s Biggest Secrets. ——————– I’m a typical New Yorker. I notice shit even though I may seem oblivious. Take “the jogger” in Central Park. He’s this this guy whom I [...]
We’re Going On A Humongous Road Trip!!!
(Illustration from AndroidBlues.com) The next day that we all have off is Sunday. So we’re gonna wake up real early and go on a road trip. I’ll probably be up all night kicking it big time. That’s what I do Saturday nights. It’s gonna be an awesome weekend. Of course, since we live in NYC, [...]
NO MORE FAIRY TALES
Click on this link to read a short story I wrote titled NO MORE FAIRY TALES. Please keep in mind that the story is rated NC-17. Props to Matt Mizerek who did an amazing job with the artwork. —- Other fiction I posted here: DARK CHILD (Short Story) THE SOUNDS WE MAKE (Short Story) THE VIRGIN KING (Three Chapters of [...]
More Wisdum By Schmoe Biden
July 16, 2009 by Bald Punk
Filed under Everything Else
“We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt,” said human gaff machine aka VP, Joe Biden. He was attending an AARP town hall meeting when he dropped the pearl of wisdom. After the statement a silver-haired accountant swallowed his teeth, while an octogenarian jumped up and screamed, “I forgot what I was going to say!” To which Joe [...]
My Nutty Bugg Scrappy Doodles Running In Circles
July 15, 2009 by Bald Punk
Filed under Scrappy Doodles, Video
Here’s another video of Scrappy D. He’s crazy. I told you he was. He’s awesome. We all love him. You can read about him if you click on the ”Scrappy Doodles” category at the right. See Easy Site Navigation if you are new to BaldPunk.com
Oh Bondage Up Yours!
I like posting something everyday. Somedays I’m not sure what to say or what to put up. Nothing is really happening with me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. It’s hump day in the middle of July. I wish I was going to the beach tomorrow instead of work. Well, [...]
TOTUS FALLS!
BaldPunk.com Press Release: The Teleprompter of the United States(TOTUS) fell from its perch, leaving many to wonder why. One reporter said a message was being relayed from beyond the grave by Karl Marx, but Josef Stalin was crying, “It’s my Turn! It’s my Turn! Don’t ignore me like you do the Clintons!” And it was then that TOTUS’s wires [...]
BALD PUNK’S SECRETS OF NYC
July 12, 2009 by Bald Punk
Filed under Secrets of NYC, Stories
There’s this show on NYC TV titled Secrets of New York. They tell you all these little known tidbits. Stuff like we have tunnels under the city that are dark, abandoned, and spooky. It’s scary shit if you think about it. It’s the one show that me, my lady friend, and the pizza and Chinese delivery [...]
Running with the Bulls
In Pamplona, Spain - a man was killed today running with the bulls when one of the animal’s horns pierced his lung. The annual bull run is an obsession in Spain, while the rest of us tune in out of morbid curiosity. It seems people that participate either want to prove that they’re brave or are just plain [...]
Hemingway on the Brain
(Portrait painted by Peter Engels) Everybody at one time or another hears a song and it repeats in their head throughout the day. I experienced the same phenomenon, yet it was a piece of writing that took to me. Yesterday morning in the bathroom I read Hemingway’s short story, THE END OF SOMETHING. Its words and meaning [...]