More Wisdum By Schmoe Biden

“We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt,” said human gaff machine aka VP, Joe Biden.

He was attending an AARP town hall meeting when he dropped the pearl of wisdom.

After the statement a silver-haired accountant swallowed his teeth, while an octogenarian jumped up and screamed, “I forgot what I was going to say!”

To which Joe Biden replied, “Just make it up. It works for me.”

When President Obama was reached for a statement, he expressed doubt over the report. But when he learned it was actually Joe–and that the VP had snuck out of his home past Secret Service to attend the meeting, he asked his advisers, “Is NASA still sending men to the moon?”

 To be continued . . . Joe Biden has lots more to say!

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