General Motors To Sell Flying Chairs Instead Of Cars

(GM, Flying Chair test – photo by Hugo Chavez)

BaldPunk.com Press Release:

Yesterday the flying chair was tested for the President Obama and his staff.

Obama stared long and hard at the chair, while his advisors tried to figure out what he should say.

Watching from a respectful 10,000 feet from the President was VP Joe Biden. He immediately went gaga and cried out that he thinks Obama should ditch Air Force One and use the flying chair as his preferred mode of travel.

Al Gore agreed though stipulated that he must be the one to use the plane. Al said he wants to punish the Earth’s atmosphere for not cooperating with his Global Warming time schedule.

Yet Obama took the situation in hand by turning to his kneeling advisors and shaking his head.

 The President was then told that the technology behind the chair was developed on a roof with green trees in mind, and that it’s expected to bring in windfall profits for USA, Inc.

After a bit of confusion over the use of the word “profit,” the advisors decided–while the President looked on a presidential manner–to have the word stricken from the vernacular.

To everyone’s delight, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez will be given a no bid contract and expects to be able to manufacture it for less than $5 bucks apiece in Honduras.

The final price is yet to be decided as the President’s staff ran out of paper when trying to figure out all the ways to tax it–and YOU.

A bailout plan is also in the works.

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