Ghost Crushers are on the March!

(Naruto)

I just wanted to check in before I go and perform my first exorcism.

Just in case I don’t make it back I want to say thank you to everyone for reading my blog and sending me your pretty nice emails, and even your spam. I would buy all your crap if I could.

We have holy water and are wearing tracksuits, except for my lady friend. She’s wearing a long black dress.

I was gonna go to the tarot lady around the block and ask her advice. She knows all about voodoo and wacky stuff, but she would probably scare the shit out of me. So I’m not.

Oh! Oh–

I’m going to tell the guy who has the ghost problem that we’re called the Ghost Crushers! Sounds MEAN, right?

I figure when I say it, I’ll snarl and make a fist, then give him a forearm salute.

When we’re there if I see a ghost, I’m gonna slam dance like a nut and throw the holy water.

I have no idea what to do about his kid that’s possessed.

Wish us luck.

–Baldie

Btw, I’m scared out of my wits and haven’t left my apartment yet.

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Here are all the posts in this series: Episode Twelve – June 2009 (Ghost Crushers!)

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