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BACK FROM MY FIRST EXORCISM

June 29, 2009 by  
Filed under Ghosts, Stories

 (Painting by Francisco Goya of Saint Francis Borgia performing an exorcism.) Hi, This is Bald Punk. I’m back from my first exorcism. I’m numb all over and really can’t talk about it. You remember how when Moses went up the mountain to get the ten commandments, he came down with white hair and that Light […]

Ghost Crushers are on the March!

June 28, 2009 by  
Filed under Ghosts, Scrappy Doodles, Stories

(Naruto) I just wanted to check in before I go and perform my first exorcism. Just in case I don’t make it back I want to say thank you to everyone for reading my blog and sending me your pretty nice emails, and even your spam. I would buy all your crap if I could. […]

Bald Punk THE EXORCIST

June 27, 2009 by  
Filed under Ghosts, Scrappy Doodles, Stories

Ok, I screwed up yesterday. The guy in Marine Park doesn’t want me to exercise his ghost. He wants me to perform an exorcism and get the thing outta his house. My lady friend(LF) is looking at me like it’s my mistake. But the guy had an incredibly thick accent. Plus when I heard $500 smack-a-roonies, […]

Twitter Money Millions

I’m in the Money!!! I’m in the Money!!! I just joined Twitter last week and watching all those people tweeting about how to make money is wearing off. Because, drum roll please . . .  I’m making 500 hundred bucks tomorrow night for doing absolutely nothing. And that’s the fact, Jack! I’m sitting here at […]

Michael Jackson – Smooth Criminal

June 25, 2009 by  
Filed under Video, Yankees

Me and my lady friend along with the pizza and Chinese delivery guys are all upset about the passing of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. We’re watching the Yanks play the Braves and listening to Michael’s music, and not really saying all that much.   See Easy Site Navigation if you are new to BaldPunk.com

Our Apartment is Ghost Friendly

June 24, 2009 by  
Filed under Scrappy Doodles, Secrets of NYC, Stories

  (Casper – The Friendly Ghost) Okay, I can’t take back what I posted the other night. I won’t, and you know I’m pretty honest with you. Eh, mofo– So here’s the deal. We still got the ghost roaming our apartment—to be fair, I think he goes all over the building. You should hear this […]

I saw the GHOST Again!!!

 (Picture of a real ghost that I found on the Internet) I saw the ghost again in our apartment last night. That’s it. That’s the end of this post. I have nothing else to say. It passed right by me. Okay . . . I think it’s a guy. He was dressed in see-through black. […]

We Are Ghost Watching!

June 21, 2009 by  
Filed under Ghosts, Scrappy Doodles, Secrets of NYC, Stories

(Here’s a cool video of a ghost. It looks real to me!) I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner. I was in the bathroom blogging yesterday afternoon and had to cut the post short, because my lady friend came home from work. You hadda see the look on her face when I came out […]

Guess What’s In Our Apartment???

June 20, 2009 by  
Filed under Ghosts, Scrappy Doodles, Secrets of NYC, Stories

I’m in the bathroom typing this. But don’t get mad at me. The pizza and Chinese delivery guys are going nuts!!! They are worse than Scrappy D, and you know how crazy he is! The thing is— We have a ghost in here with us!!! Not in the bathroom, in the apartment. (AP – Tony […]

How to Structure a Short Story

June 18, 2009 by  
Filed under Everything Else, Fiction

 (Photo – Ernest Hemingway hard at work) So far on my blog I’ve posted two short stories, DARK CHILD and THE SOUNDS WE MAKE, along with the first three chapters from a book I also wrote called THE VIRGIN KING. Right now I’m working on a humongous novel that’s bigger than big. It stretches from […]

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