Bald Punk Goes To New Jersey!!!

(Wildwood, NJ – Morey’s Piers – uncredited)

I’m going to New Jersey!!!

Yes, you heard that right. I’m going on vacation there tomorrow. Probably be there the whole weekend. I’m pretty excited, even though it is New Jersey, after all.

But I gotta go. The pizza guy is all limping around and shit. My lady friend thinks we should take him to the hospital. The landlord has a wheelbarrow in the basement and I gotta wheel the bastard all the way across town to Mount Sinai. I’m thinking maybe I might just keep going and dump his ass in the East River. Ha! Ha! Ha!

But I want you to know just because I’m going on vacation, I will not forget about you. If they have a computer, I’ll fill you in. Wish me luck.

Your friend,

Baldie

P.S. The only reason we’re not taking a cab to the hospital is because the Yankees and METS both have off tonight and there’s no need to rush back.

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