Bald Punk The Explorer!
(Photo by Bald Punk)
Today me and my lady friend are leaving the safety of Manhattan for a journey into the unknown.
Where we are going is so exotic and strange, that we have to walk through a magical door to get there. That’s the door in the picture above. I do not know if I will live to blog about it, but you’ll just have to come back and see.
Bye for now. Wish me luck, which I will need because the pizza and Chinese delivery guys are coming, too. (Those bastards need to get a life outside of mine.)
Btw, I can’t tell you where the door is, otherwise, Manhattanites might flock to it. Probably start serving liquor there and making it all trendy and shit. And you know what happens to trends: people from Jersey ruin them.
Here are all the posts in this series: Seventh Episode – May 2009 (Bald Punk Rides Again)