Janet Napolitano Works Her Magic

Go Janet go! Work it baby!

Hey, did you hear Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano wants to rename the virus. She figured that would make it go away. It worked when she and the Administration renamed the War, terrorism, and terrorists, right?

Too bad Bush didn’t have her in his cabinet. Maybe she could have renamed Al Gore. But ol’ Bushy probably would have bungled the message and Dick Cheney would have been exiled to his Montana ranch. That would have been nuts. Bush would have had to move out there so Cheney could pull his strings.

Note: It’s being said that the virus is not a food-borne illness, and it’s not correct to refer to it as swine flu. And that’s the reason she’s renaming it. But we know better. It’s all about Janet and her magical tongue.