Saturday, November 18, 2017

Saint Bald Punk here – Blogging from the NYPL

April 30, 2009 by  
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(New York Public Library, Main Branch, 42nd Street) I got tossed out of the apartment. Not really, but my lady friend(LF) got all upset when I asked the pizza guy to change the channel. I mean, he’s a “grown man” and he watches cartoons. I even asked him nicely. I said, “Yo, f–khead, put on […]

Evidence of a Gov’t Completely Out of Touch

April 28, 2009 by  
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AP Photo/Jason McLane If I had any doubts that this government is completely and utterly out of touch with the people, they have been erased. The unannounced photo op of Air Force One being tailed by a fighter plane over NYC was short sighted, self serving, and dangerous. Update: There is new evidence of an internal memo that states that they knew the NYC flyover would […]

What you will find on BaldPUNK.com

April 28, 2009 by  
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I’m posting about some of the things me and my lady friend do in our hometown of New York City. You’ll see that I often refer to the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. That’s cause those two follow us everywhere we go. I don’t know why they do, but my lady friend doesn’t like it when I […]

Stuck in the apartment post

April 28, 2009 by  
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My lady friend (LF) is all worried about the “swine virus” and doesn’t want us going outdoors if we don’t have to. Right now the pizza guy is looking at the news and reporting back to my LF about who’s getting sick and where they live. She’s cleaning everything that might have a fingerprint, which […]

BAD NEWS FOR CAPITALISM: Italian Mafia Proves New American Style Gov’t Can Thrive in Down Market

April 26, 2009 by  
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So here I am up early as a mofo, browsing the Internet. My lady is asleep and so are the pizza and Chinese delivery guys. Yeah, they are in the same bed, but it’s not what you think. We got this huge mofo mattress from Brooklyn and you could fit like ten people on it. […]

Me and My Lady Friend will have a Huge Problem if there’s an Apocalypse

April 25, 2009 by  
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(Crisis Garden photo – That’s not me in the pic and I dunno what all that green shit is) I came across this website where the mofo’s sell what’s called a crisis garden. Look at it. See that shit. When like bombs and stuff starts falling you run off to New Jersey and start planting […]